Electric Shorts comes to you fresh from the Void. It is impossible to pinpoint the exact location where the Voidness spills over into sensibility, but watch closely!
➤Soul is the brevity of wit. ➤In Britain, good manners persisted well into the 1950s ........ ➤An Englishman, an Irishman and a Muslim went into a pub and the Muslim said, "If you continue with this joke, I'll blow the whole place up!" ➤It's a heavy burden being at the top of the food chain, but what can you do? ➤Age is no excuse. ➤The greatest energy saver of all is to realize that humanity is nothing but trouble. ➤The Universe favours the well-behaved.
At Last: the Answer!
Independent researchers and brain specialists have found an answer to one of the most pressing questions of our desperate times: is there intelligent life on Earth? They have come up with this truly amazing answer: No!